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The Next Food Network Star

Why in the Sam hell is there so many people? This show has been coming on for five years, each year like clockwork 10 people. While some reality competition shows increase each season like The Duggars brood, Next Food kept it simple and manageable. Well not this year. So far, I’m outraged. There are too many damn people. I’m going to try to make it through this episode. Wish me luck.

So I went ahead and watched the rest of this episode dear sweet Alexis was kicked off the show. Why, oh why did he have to leave?  Alexis, was awkward and shakey and quirky but not in a lovable way, a hide your children when he walks past kind of way.  It was classic.  He was perfect.  Had the show have been on Bravo, he would have lasted at least 7 more episodes regardless of the fact that his food was totally inedible and he was the worst on air personality.  Oh well, it was not to be.  Farewell, Alexis.  Our courtship was swift but I will forever remember you.


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